Shipping policy

Free Shipping
Free shipping on orders over $75. Hit the number, skip the fee. It's not complicated, unlike your programming.

Order Processing
Orders are typically processed within 2-5 business days — because even we need a minute to catch our breath. Processing times may run longer during peak periods, same as your gym during New Year's resolutions season.

Shipping & Delivery
Once your order ships, delivery typically takes 4-8 business days, depending on your location and the shipping method you chose at checkout. We know waiting is the worst part, so we get things moving as fast as we can.

Order Updates
You'll get tracking info the moment your order ships — so you can obsessively refresh it like it's a PR attempt.

Secure Checkout
All payments run through a secure, encrypted checkout. Your card info is safer than your gym bag combo lock.

The Fine Print
Delivery times are estimates, not guarantees. Carrier delays, weather, and other things outside our control can occasionally slow a package down. If that happens, just know we're rooting for your shirt to get to you as much as you are.